AHS Season 13 Episodes 9 & 10 Are a Hot Mess (Worst Satan Ever?)
Rainbowed FlickersOctober 19, 202600:15:18

AHS Season 13 Episodes 9 & 10 Are a Hot Mess (Worst Satan Ever?)

Anthony & David are back with  american horror story season 13 episodes 9 & 10 — and we're not recapping, we're ranting.After a two-year hiatus, this crossover event feels like fan-fiction in a blender. Characters die and come right back so there's zero stakes, Mallory sounds like a parody of Coven, and Queenie and Marie Laveau are completely wasted.In this review we get into:

Mr. Nass as Satan and that 100-year wager with God for dominion over everything — what?!
Satan telling Constance "I am your father" and then suddenly having morals
Why the guy playing Satan just isn't selling it, especially next to Jessica Lange eating him alive in every scene
The lookalike problem nobody will explain, boring theology, and why an end-of-the-world battle feels so small
Behind-the-scenes mess: scripts allegedly handed out day-of, 30-minute episodes, and why it might be time to wrap AHS up
What do YOU think — is this the worst Satan we've ever gotten, or are we being too harsh? Let us know in the comments because you know what we think.We're Rainbowed Flickers Over The Crimson Screen — two husbands reviewing bad movies, cult classics, and all things queer horror. We laugh WITH the mess, even when we're dragging it.
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